(Source: orangeis)

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gabrielalauren:

This is a seal with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

(Source: jake--from--statefarm)

nayx:

if you are grabbed from behind, here are some helpful self defense tips.  fart

alanna-the-lionheart:

jennajardine:

What do you think love is?

Suzanne’s answer, though. The rest of them made me smile, or laugh, or say “aww.” But Suzanne’s answer literally had me in tears.

tonrar:

awwww-cute:

Sore paws and tired legs. Rocky had to be carried over 3 miles back to the trailhead in Desolation Wilderness, CA

Cutest thing ever

crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

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baiovevo:

FIVE YEARS HE WAITED FIVE YEARS

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lkua:

straight white men

(Source: jazzrobot69)

nickelode0n:

baby, i don’t care about your stomach

or your legs

or how big your boobs are

i don’t care about you at all

leave me alone

hiddlebatch1997:

Benedict Cumberbatch was asked what character he’d be if he was in Star Wars. This was his response.