jbildungsroman:

Ugh, worst song ever. 

if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.

(Source: laurentmelanies)

ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

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blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

We had to save you because you’re the mockingjay, Katniss. While you live, the revolution lives.

(Source: gifthg)

lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

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accaern:

lymphonodge:

TINY DOLPH

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

(Source: lolcuteanimals)

iwilleatyourenglish:

blastortoise:

daddyhole:

you know that one friend who never shuts up about their fandom and will find a way to work it into any conversation? Varys is that friend except instead of a fandom it’s mentioning how his balls were cut off

” wow these figs are great” ” yeah well I don’t have any genitals but enjoy your figs”

"what lovely weather we’re having"
"yeah it’s a shame my balls aren’t here to feel the sunshine"

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crrocs:

finnspjs:

crrocs:

crrocs:

i love it when people compliment my pets 

compliment her 

image

She looks pretty dead

thanks

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy)

shslequius:

iguanamouth:

people whose entire first name is also in their last name have had a rough journey

i once knew a daniel daniels and i think his parents just had a sick sense of humor because his middle name was dan

I forgot what I sent you
- ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)