*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*
If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends
We had to save you because you’re the mockingjay, Katniss. While you live, the revolution lives.
how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up
you know that one friend who never shuts up about their fandom and will find a way to work it into any conversation? Varys is that friend except instead of a fandom it’s mentioning how his balls were cut off” wow these figs are great” ” yeah well I don’t have any genitals but enjoy your figs”
"what lovely weather we’re having"
"yeah it’s a shame my balls aren’t here to feel the sunshine"