some people are winning olympic medals right now and i can’t get out of bed
today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
it’s so weird how grapes don’t really taste like anything on the outside. like if you just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste. but then you bite down and you’re like whoa. that’s a grape
with great power comes a great electricity bill
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason