hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

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rae-rose:

who-lligan:

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

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A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

(Source: billiondollarbaby)

gracelestars:

you fucking piece of shit

barebaching:

unamusedsloth:

It just doesn’t

want none unless you got fun, hun

aliciaaadani:

Important

(Source: gothweekend)

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

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gracehelbig:

comets-rockets-helbig:

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mamrie hart everyone

I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH

(Source: beeishappy)

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taco-bell-rey:

Accidentally clicking on a porn blog

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cokeflow:

make your child stop screaming or I will

(Source: fingerblaster113)

theclockworkkid:

I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult that’s not laughing at “Full fart” in the mall